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24 November 09

thegooglymoogly:

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Neil Young
originally by Will Smith
(posted by copycats:sometimesagreatnotion)

!@#$%^&*()! Head EXPLODES.

Wait. I mean, y’all know this is Jimmy Fallon AS Neil Young, right? It’s still hilarious and I love his impression…just want to make sure…you know.

Buzzkill Jones, signing off.

Reblogged: thegooglymoogly

Posted: 11:26 AM
Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.

EDWARD, Stephenie Meyer (Breaking Dawn) (via kaustubha)

hahahaha;lsdkfhsh. What does he sing? I hope he sings this.

Reblogged: kaustubha

Posted: 11:12 AM
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

redorangeorangeonred:

newsandbooze:

Happy, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins

They warn you about killers and thieves in night
I worry about cancer and living right
But my mama never warned me about my own
Destructive appetite

Reblogged: redorangeorangeonred

Posted: 10:53 AM

oh, internet

your previous obsessions were much less offensively obnoxious.

Posted: 10:18 AM

camplittlewolf:

“I didn’t write anything down until I was 40. I didn’t emerge as a voice until I was 40. I had the grace of a 25-year period of development. We’ve lost the arc of development. Now there’s this new era where people are supposed to have a point of view at 25, and it is just absurd. Nothing happens between ages 20 and 27. Then 27 to 37 drags on like summer in the fourth grade, and then 39 to 50 lasts three weeks, and everything happens. No one ever tells you this.”

- Penny Arcade in Bust Magazine, Dec/Jan ‘10

Trusting in this.

Reblogged: camplittlewolf

23 November 09
And it takes a confident, exceptional man, to be on board when you write about the two of you, to take a deep breath and let you glide your pen like a razor blade over the seams that join you, exposing the deformed parts, the parts that you hide from the neighbors and stuff under the couch cushions when you have guests.

Reblogged: meaghano

Posted: 8:25 PM
brightlywound:

copulatedkiss:

fuckyeahschwartzverse:


SETH: So, what’s it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah?  RYAN: Uh… SETH: Don’t worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don’t have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call…Chrismukkah.
The O.C., 1x13 The Best Chrismukkah Ever



Chrismukkah is unruinable. It’s got twice the resistance of any normal holiday.

brightlywound:

copulatedkiss:

fuckyeahschwartzverse:

SETH: So, what’s it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah?
RYAN: Uh…
SETH: Don’t worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don’t have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call…Chrismukkah.

The O.C., 1x13 The Best Chrismukkah Ever

Chrismukkah is unruinable. It’s got twice the resistance of any normal holiday.

Reblogged: brightlywound

Posted: 3:04 PM

molls:

paulscheer:

SARAH PALIN PARKING LOT

America, I Am Disappoint of the Day: Sarah Palin supporters, gathered outside a Going Rogue book signing event in Columbus, Ohio, are presented with basic questions about her policy positions.

Vacularity ensues.

[via.]

You guys. This isn’t about America or Sarah Palin. This is about the fact that there’s a celebrity in Columbus, Ohio and they’re all freaking out. I am not feeling super creative today, but let’s just say that it was Carrot Top in there signing a book? They’d all be like “Carrot Top changed the face of comedy. He’s original. We need more people like that.”

These people are in freak out mode because they are about to meet someone they think is famous, that’s all. Do you know that once I had to talk to Adrianne Curry from America’s Next Top Model for an interview, and then for like two years I told everyone I met that I thought she was a really strong woman and I admired her?

I didn’t really think that about Adrianne Curry. These people don’t really think that about Sarah Palin. They’re just freaking the fuck out because they live in Columbus, OH and it’s kind of a big deal that she’s there and these people clearly aren’t the brightest anyway.

Beside, we got Obama, didn’t we? And we got Levi Johnston’s barely legal body in a shower. We’re still winning. This says nothing about America.

I’d agree if it were anyone else.

Unfortunately, when Sarah Palin is involved, her celebrity base is her voting base, and videos like this are really terrifying.

Ugh and also unfortunately, I am reminded again that I can never un-see Levi Johnston’s weirdly modest boob-covering shower pose. Equally terrifying.

Reblogged: molls

Posted: 1:31 PM

Not to be a stick in the mud...

mustanghalle:

but maybe they could have used a black guy as the voice of the first black prince in The Princess and the Frog? OKAY! Just thinking out loud here.

Reblogged: mustanghalle

Posted: 11:47 AM
dalasverdugo:

(via yacht)
SUPERLIKE.

christmas list.

dalasverdugo:

(via yacht)

SUPERLIKE.

christmas list.

Reblogged: dalasverdugo

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh