molls:
paulscheer:
SARAH PALIN PARKING LOT
America, I Am Disappoint of the Day: Sarah Palin supporters, gathered outside a Going Rogue book signing event in Columbus, Ohio, are presented with basic questions about her policy positions.
Vacularity ensues.
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You guys. This isn’t about America or Sarah Palin. This is about the fact that there’s a celebrity in Columbus, Ohio and they’re all freaking out. I am not feeling super creative today, but let’s just say that it was Carrot Top in there signing a book? They’d all be like “Carrot Top changed the face of comedy. He’s original. We need more people like that.”
These people are in freak out mode because they are about to meet someone they think is famous, that’s all. Do you know that once I had to talk to Adrianne Curry from America’s Next Top Model for an interview, and then for like two years I told everyone I met that I thought she was a really strong woman and I admired her?
I didn’t really think that about Adrianne Curry. These people don’t really think that about Sarah Palin. They’re just freaking the fuck out because they live in Columbus, OH and it’s kind of a big deal that she’s there and these people clearly aren’t the brightest anyway.
Beside, we got Obama, didn’t we? And we got Levi Johnston’s barely legal body in a shower. We’re still winning. This says nothing about America.
I’d agree if it were anyone else.
Unfortunately, when Sarah Palin is involved, her celebrity base is her voting base, and videos like this are really terrifying.
Ugh and also unfortunately, I am reminded again that I can never un-see Levi Johnston’s weirdly modest boob-covering shower pose. Equally terrifying.